“Watch out for those potholes – they’re no joke”

Kerry was driving down the road the other day, with his wife, Marie and his mother-in-law together in the car. Every couple of hundred yards, the two women would take turns to tell him what he was doing wrong .

“Slow down!”

“Watch the other car!”

“Don’t drive so close to the middle!”

“Look out there’s a sharp bend up ahead!”

After a while Kerry was starting to get really annoyed with this. He slammed on the brakes and pulled the car onto the shoulder of the road. Turning to Marie, he said, “Look, just who is driving this car?  You or your Mother?”