The tale that wagged the dog

Our regular readers will know that, from time to time, we are asked to help find missing pets. The other day I had a distraught dog owner phone me saying that he had lost his brown Labrador.

I asked if he had tried asking people in the neighbourhood or anything else. He replied “Yes, and I have posted notices around the village with his picture.”

I inquired what he had written on his appeal. “Here, boy.” he replied.